Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Rider At The Gate

I know its been raining Poems on this blog for a very long time but forgive me, I have am totally smitten by good poetry, specially those that have the lyrical quality to it. The credit goes to the wonderful teachers I had back in Sem (St. Joseph's College Nainital) - Miss Deepa Shah and Miss Nirija Bisht (God Bless them wherever they are). 


This one is again from the Elocution Archives from Sem. Called the "The Rider at the Gate", it revolves around one of my all time favorite historical figure - Julius Caesar ( and pompous Pompey) (Again credit Ms. Shah and Ms. Bisht). This piece was recited by Swapnil (Pappi Don as we fondly knew him :D ) during the Inter-Class competition in 2004. One of the smartest kids I've known and an excellent orator, this poem and the Tummy Beast (also recited by him for which he won a Gold Medal :) ) is a dedication to all the good old times we had back there. Dude, Life at Sem wouldn't have been so easy, had it not been for all your help.







The Rider At The Gate
                         - John Masefield


 A windy night was blowing on Rome,
 The cressets guttered on Caesar's home,
 The fish-boats, moored at the bridge, were breaking
 The rush of the river to yellow foam.

 The hinges whined to the shutters shaking,
 When clip-clop-clep came a horse-hoof raking
 The stones of the road at Caesar's gate;
 The spear-butts jarred at the guard's awaking.

 'Who goes there?' said the guard at the gate.
 'What is the news, that you ride so late?'
 'News most pressing, that must be spoken
 To Caesar alone, and that cannot wait.'

 'The Caesar sleeps; you must show a token
 That the news suffice that he be awoken.
 What is the news, and whence do you come?
 For no light cause may his sleep be broken.'

 'Out of the dark of the sands I come,
 From the dark of death, with news for Rome.
 A word so fell that it must be uttered
 Though it strike the soul of the Caesar dumb.'

 Caesar turned in his bed and muttered,
 With a struggle for breath the lamp-flame guttered;
 Calpurnia heard her husband moan:
 'The house is falling,
 The beaten men come into their own.'

 'Speak your word,' said the guard at the gate;
 'Yes, but bear it to Caesar straight,
 Say, "Your murderers' knives are honing,
 Your killers' gang is lying in wait."

 'Out of the wind that is blowing and moaning,
 Through the city palace and the country loaning,
 I cry, "For the world's sake, Caesar, beware,
 And take this warning as my atoning.

 '"Beware of the Court, of the palace stair,
 Of the downcast friend who speaks so fair,
 Keep from the Senate, for Death is going
 on many men's feet to meet you there."

 'I, who am dead, have ways of knowing
 Of the crop of death that the quick are sowing.
 I, who was Pompey, cry it aloud
 From the dark of death, from the wind blowing.

 'I, who was Pompey, once was proud,
 Now I lie in the sand without a shroud;
 I cry to Caesar out of my pain,
 "Caesar beware, your death is vowed."'

 The light grew grey on the window-pane,
 The windcocks swung in a burst of rain,
 The window of Caesar flung unshuttered,
 The horse-hoofs died into wind again.

 Caesar turned in his bed and muttered,
 With a struggle for breath the lamp-flame guttered;
 Calpurnia heard her husband moan:
 'The house is falling,
 The beaten men come into their own.'







Sunday, August 28, 2011

Un-Corrupted Now, Are We ?



This is not an article to assert my political creed, as if the thugs have left us with a choice to retain any. Neither is this an article to join the bandwagon of the those going ga-ga over Mr. Hazare. I strongly support the Jan Lokpal Bill, but I do not believe it is the ultimate cure for all the malaise accumulated by decades of corruption. I'd guarantee you than over fifty percent of those dancing in the Ram Lila Maidan right now, wouldn't even know the concept of a Lokpal, let alone the bill. For those wreaking Hullabaloo over Anna Hazare and his Ann-Shan, I'd suggest you to stay home for a day and read, read concrete data as to what the Bill is about, what/where real corruption lies and then see for yourself how effective it is going to be. I assure you that this is not the end of the road, as most of you are making to be.


This man from Ralegaon Siddhi, in his unconventional (read Gandhian) mannerisms, has achieved a feat so spectacular which many literate, powerful and passionate individuals of the past have tried of doing but never succeeded, which every cynical middle class man has only boasted of would-have been done were he made the Prime Minister of India and which every Political Party has promised to do were they thrust to power. Yes, Anna Hazare has given corruption the blow that it required. And trust me, the war has just begun. I'd give him all credit and praise for starting this anti-corruption movement which gives a glimmer of hope that the earlier-so-impossible task of cleansing the whole filthy system is now an achievable dream. A Salute.


But that's only one side of the coin. Frankly speaking, I caught up with the Jan Lokpal Campaign a little late. Reason one being, the association one of the biggest thugs of this country, Mr. Ram Krishna Yadav (You'd know him as Baba Ramdev) with the movement and all his antics that followed. As he has already made a fool of himself on national television, I do not feel the urge to waste my time by insulting him anymore here.The second (and the more important) reason is where the bigger problem lies. If we were to conduct a poll of all the Ramlila enthusiasts right now, I bet most (if not all) people will know much more about Anna Hazare than the Lokpal Bill. This you see is the problem with us. The person becomes bigger than the issue. Anna Hazare has already been given God-Like status and aye, he is well aware of it. Now he plans to re-fast for issues as Farmer's Land Acquisition Rights, and more. He is the new messiah of the people - one who can blackmail the government with his Ann-shans and get all he wants. He is judging reality shows with eyes full of glycerine and pulling dramatics at Rajghat. A similar show is staged by his comrades. This, my friend, is not eliminating corruption but encouraging oligarchy wherein indefinite power is being transferred from a small group of citizens (the government) to another small group of people (the civil society). Why are people dancing to the tunes of the Civil Society until and unless they dont know the pros and cons of the Lokpal Bill and when they don't even know what true corruption is and where it lies.


Let me give you an example of what true corruption is. A few days back, I was travelling from my college, Dwarka, to my erstwhile home, Mayur Vihar. I had to change trains at an intermediate station - Yamuna Bank. It was late evening hours - a time when rush is particularly high. An old lady had to get down at the same station, just parallel to the door I was supposed to exit from. Barbarians, as they are, the crowd that was supposed to enter, jammed the passage from outside. As soon as the gates opened, the lady requested to the crowd coming in, "Bhayya ji, utarne toh do!" "Nahi utarne denge", was the impertinent reply, and they stormed in throwing the old lady back into the compartment, rushing like madmen; hungry for space. The old lady fell down and suffered injuries. Imagine your mother/grandmother being in the same situation. And these are those same hypocrites, slandering the government for their unethical means. These hooligans must as well be damned for their corrupted souls as they are damning the government.


On a final note, I may not have been too vocal about the whole Lokpal Bill, I may not have danced at the Ramlila grounds like many who did but I do feel proud that as an individual I've tried to be as ethical and un-corrupted as I could. I have always tried to maintain the highest moral code and tried to contribute to my society and my country in the best possible way. And I assure you, Anna or no Anna, I will continue doing so. It is wonderful that the Bill has been passed, as to now we have an effective weapon to tackle corruption at a macro level. However, weapons as these are useless until the people realize their responsibilities. Eliminating corruption has much more to do with than just passing a bill in the parliament. It starts with "YOU" as an individual.


A video relevant to the state of affairs by Rabbi. One of my all time favorite songs.



Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The Tummy Beast

A lot of time has passed since I last posted on my blog. Its about a month now that it has been stagnant, an awfully long time. So here I present to you a piece full of naivete, innocence and the mellifluous qualities characteristic of childhood.



The Tummy Beast
ROALD DAHL

One afternoon I said to mummy,
“Who is this person in my tummy?
“Who must be small and very thin
“Or how could he have gotten in?”
My mother said from where she sat,
“It isn’t nice to talk like that.”
“It’s true!” I cried. “I swear it, mummy!
“There is a person in my tummy!
“He talks to me at night in bed,
“He’s always asking to be fed,
“Throughout the day, he screams at me,
“Demanding sugar buns for tea.
“He tells me it is not a sin
“To go and raid the biscuit tin.
“I know quite well it’s awfully wrong
“To guzzle food the whole day long,
“But really I can’t help it, mummy,
“Not with this person in my tummy.”
“You horrid child!” my mother cried.
“Admit it right away, you’ve lied!”
“You’re simply trying to produce
“A silly asinine excuse!
“You are the greedy guzzling brat!
“And that is why you’re always fat!”
I tried once more, “Believe me, mummy,
“There is a person in my tummy.”
“I’ve had enough!” my mother said,
“You’d better go at once to bed!”
Just then, a nicely timed event
Delivered me from punishment.
Deep in my tummy something stirred,
And then an awful noise was heard,
A snorting grumbling grunting sound
That made my tummy jump around.
My darling mother nearly died,
“My goodness, what was that?” she cried.
At once the tummy voice came through,
It shouted, “Hey there! Listen you!
“I’m getting hungry! I want eats!
“I want lots of chocs and sweets!
“Get me half a pound of nuts!
“Look snappy or I’ll twist your guts!”
“That’s him!” I cried. “He’s in my tummy!
“So now do you believe me, mummy?”
But mummy answered nothing more,
For she had fainted on the floor.